Archive - 👽 Ellen Writes a Book

📣 introducing my book: EMPIRE OF ORGASM 📣

and the book cover reveal 👀 👀 👀

Jul 29 •

June 2025

convicted and unexpectedly taken into custody

it's been an eventful 48 hours

Jun 11 •

OneTaste trial update: verdict soon!

and what's been going on inside the courtroom

Jun 5 •

May 2025

a quick dispatch from the OneTaste trial

what it's like to sit in a federal courtroom for seven hours

May 15 •

April 2025

Stuff is happening

also, how to stuff your ears

Apr 19 •

November 2022

If you'd like to watch video of me watching video

also, ripped jeans

Nov 22, 2022 •

July 2022

Who the hell wrote this?

plus, the perfect sport for scaredy-cats

Jul 20, 2022 •

May 2022

Here's a list of my favorite lists

plus, how my tooth became a ghost

May 17, 2022 •

March 2022

Have you ever seen bird breath

also, eight seconds of bliss

Mar 28, 2022 •

December 2021

How to outsmart yourself

with a lot of help from your friends

Dec 27, 2021 •

November 2021

Wait a sec, this freeway is full of kicked cans

and a salty cake

Nov 30, 2021 •

It's currently a shredded chair

also, how to extract joy from one millimeter of plant

Nov 8, 2021 •

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