👽 Ellen Writes a Book

a quick dispatch from the OneTaste trial

what it's like to sit in a federal courtroom for seven hours

9 hrs ago • 

Ellen Huet

April 2025

Stuff is happening

also, how to stuff your ears

Apr 19 • 

Ellen Huet

November 2022

If you'd like to watch video of me watching video

also, ripped jeans

Nov 22, 2022 • 

Ellen Huet

7

July 2022

Who the hell wrote this?

plus, the perfect sport for scaredy-cats

Jul 20, 2022 • 

Ellen Huet

2

May 2022

Here's a list of my favorite lists

plus, how my tooth became a ghost

May 17, 2022 • 

Ellen Huet

7

March 2022

Have you ever seen bird breath

also, eight seconds of bliss

Mar 28, 2022 • 

Ellen Huet

December 2021

How to outsmart yourself

with a lot of help from your friends

Dec 27, 2021 • 

Ellen Huet

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November 2021

Wait a sec, this freeway is full of kicked cans

and a salty cake

Nov 30, 2021 • 

Ellen Huet

3

It's currently a shredded chair

also, how to extract joy from one millimeter of plant

Nov 8, 2021 • 

Ellen Huet

1

October 2021

A gross food metaphor

and the best stretch routines youtube has to offer

Oct 20, 2021 • 

Ellen Huet

September 2021

I just did a bad thing*

but also successfully climbed a large scary rock

Sep 28, 2021 • 

Ellen Huet

My lizard brain flow state

embarrassing but true

Sep 14, 2021 • 

Ellen Huet

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