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convicted and unexpectedly taken into custody
it's been an eventful 48 hours
Jun 11 • 
Ellen Huet
OneTaste trial update: verdict soon!
and what's been going on inside the courtroom
Jun 5 • 
Ellen Huet

May 2025

a quick dispatch from the OneTaste trial
what it's like to sit in a federal courtroom for seven hours
May 15 • 
Ellen Huet

April 2025

Stuff is happening
also, how to stuff your ears
Apr 19 • 
Ellen Huet

November 2022

If you'd like to watch video of me watching video
also, ripped jeans
Nov 22, 2022 • 
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7

July 2022

Who the hell wrote this?
plus, the perfect sport for scaredy-cats
Jul 20, 2022 • 
Ellen Huet
2

May 2022

Here's a list of my favorite lists
plus, how my tooth became a ghost
May 17, 2022 • 
Ellen Huet
7

March 2022

Have you ever seen bird breath
also, eight seconds of bliss
Mar 28, 2022 • 
Ellen Huet

December 2021

How to outsmart yourself
with a lot of help from your friends
Dec 27, 2021 • 
Ellen Huet
1

November 2021

Wait a sec, this freeway is full of kicked cans
and a salty cake
Nov 30, 2021 • 
Ellen Huet
3
It's currently a shredded chair
also, how to extract joy from one millimeter of plant
Nov 8, 2021 • 
Ellen Huet
1

October 2021

A gross food metaphor
and the best stretch routines youtube has to offer
Oct 20, 2021 • 
Ellen Huet
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